#MeToo Law Intended to Get Trump Continues Backfiring on Elite Leftist Celebrities

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New York’s Adult Survivors Act, better known simply as the #MeToo Law, was signed into law last year by Gov. Kathy Hochul (D). This law was failed plan number 7,462 to Get Trump. Leftists reasoned that if they lifted the statute of limitations on rape cases dating back to the 1980s, surely there would be dozens of women just crawling out of the woodwork to sue Donald Trump raping them. Right? RIGHT?? Except that never happened. Instead, the law keeps backfiring on creepy elitist leftwing celebrities. The whole thing is kind of hilarious.

The #MeToo Law actually expired on November 24th. It was only created as a one-year window in hopes that dozens of women would file rape charges against Donald Trump. The problem with that, obviously, is that Donald Trump has never raped anyone, and every woman who has ever met him in person has instantly found him charming and funny. He has one of the warmest and most gracious personalities out there.

All those rape cases against Donald Trump never happened though. Instead, a bunch of women has filed a slew of lawsuits in the past few weeks. Leftwing celebrities like Jamie Foxx, Sean “Diddy” Combs, Axl Rose, Cuba Gooding, Jr., Bill Cosby, and punk rocker Justin Sane have all been sued by women claiming they were raped or otherwise manhandled by them years ago. Also caught up in #MeToo lawsuits are New York Mayor Eric Adams, former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, and New York State Sen. Kevin Parker. They’re all Democrats.


The problem for liberals is that they believe that everyone else thinks and acts exactly like they do. They are shifty, underhanded, creepy people who hit on their co-workers in the office or try to cop a feel at the annual Christmas party. Liberal males creep on women and call themselves “male feminists,” but then throw themselves at some unattainable woman the first chance they get.

Normal men who are not Democrats don’t act like that. Donald Trump has certainly never had to act like that. He can walk down the street and say, “Hello, I’m Donald Trump,” and supermodels will start following him around.

The only person that did take advantage of the #MeToo Law against Donald Trump is a self-discrediting hack journalist who has made a career out of writing fantasy articles for bored housewives about all the famous men who have raped her. E. Jean Carroll also wrote a relationship advice column for women in New York about relationships, despite knowing next to nothing about men. She tried to pick up Anderson Cooper at CNN during an interview about one of her books. She understands men so well that she completely lacks a sense of gay-dar!

E. Jean Carroll has written that she was once raped in an elevator by former CBS President Les Moonves. She’s also written about a time when she claims that the late gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson sliced her pants off with a Bowie knife and raped her in his hot tub. A skeptical person might ask why she was wearing pants in a hot tub?

She also claims to have been raped by a bunch of other famous men as well. Plus, she sued Donald Trump under Kathy Hochul’s law and claims that he raped her in a department store dressing room in the 1980s. Which just so happens to mirror the plot of an episode of the show Sex and the City.

A jury ruled this summer that they didn’t believe that Donald Trump raped her and that, at most, he may have given her an unwanted peck on the cheek. The judge fined him $5 million for vehemently disagreeing that he had ever raped her.

The whole thing is ironic and hilarious, and we hope that the women filing rape charges against all those liberal men finally get a payout for what they went through.