Trump’s TikTok Tango: From ‘Ban It’ to ‘Keep This Sucker Around’

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In a plot twist that could make a soap opera writer blush, President-elect Donald Trump has done a 180-degree pirouette on TikTok. Remember when he was all about banning the app faster than you can say ‘China’? Well, hold onto your smartphones, because now he’s suggesting we ‘keep this sucker around for a little while.’

Let’s rewind. Back in the day, Trump was leading the charge against TikTok, waving the national security flag and demanding that its Chinese parent company, ByteDance, divest its U.S. operations. Fast forward to December 2024, and at a rally in Phoenix, Trump is singing a different tune. Why the change of heart? Apparently, his campaign’s dance with TikTok garnered ‘billions and billions of views,’ and nothing warms the heart like viral success.

But wait, there’s more. In April 2024, President Biden signed the Protecting Americans from Foreign Adversary Controlled Applications Act, giving ByteDance until January 19, 2025, to sell TikTok or face a U.S. ban. That’s one day before Trump waltzes back into the Oval Office. Coincidence? Maybe. But now, Trump is asking the Supreme Court to delay the ban so he can swoop in and broker a deal himself. Because who better to handle a tech company with ties to China than a real estate mogul with a penchant for social media?

Critics are scratching their heads. Is this about national security, or is it about the allure of TikTok’s massive audience? After all, the app boasts over 150 million American users, and that’s a lot of potential voters—or customers, depending on how you look at it.

And let’s not forget the billionaires circling TikTok like sharks sensing blood in the water. Investors like Frank McCourt and Kevin O’Leary are reportedly preparing bids, eager to get a piece of the TikTok pie. But without its secret sauce—the algorithm that keeps users glued to their screens—the app might not be worth as much. It’s like buying a car without the engine.

So, what’s the endgame here? Is Trump positioning himself as the savior of TikTok to win over younger voters? Is he planning to use the app as a tool for his administration? Or is this just another episode of ‘The Trump Show,’ where policy decisions are made based on TV ratings and social media metrics?

One thing’s for sure: the TikTok saga is far from over. With the Supreme Court set to hear arguments on January 10, 2025, and the ban deadline looming, the stage is set for a showdown. Will Trump manage to keep TikTok dancing in the U.S., or will the app face the music and bow out? Stay tuned, folks. In the meantime, you might want to brush up on your dance moves—just in case.