A shocking scandal has erupted, revealing that employees at the NSA, CIA, FBI, and other federal agencies spent government time discussing transgender fetishes, polyamory, and explicit personal matters on official communication systems, according to a Monday report by City Journal. The logs, obtained by whistleblowers, show intelligence community workers hijacking secure platforms like Intelink to share lurid details, from surgical procedures to sexual preferences, all under the guise of “DEI” initiatives. For conservatives, this is a disgraceful betrayal of taxpayer trust, proving President Donald Trump’s DOGE mission to gut bureaucratic waste is more urgent than ever.

The report, detailed by journalist Christopher Rufo, uncovered chats dating back two years on Intelink, the NSA’s “intelligence community” server. Employees discussed topics like male-to-female transgender surgeries, including “castration” and “sexual pleasure post-procedure,” alongside hair removal and estrogen injections.

“Getting my butthole zapped by a laser was . . . shocking,” one transgender-identifying intel employee wrote, spending thousands on the procedure while on the clock.

Another thread featured debates on “polyamory” and “kink,” all justified as diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) efforts, per the logs. An NSA press official told City Journal, “All NSA employees sign agreements stating that publishing non-mission related material on Intelink is a usage violation and will result in disciplinary action,” but the chats persisted.

This scandal breaks as Trump’s DOGE, led by Elon Musk, slashes $55 billion in federal waste, targeting agencies like the Education Department and USAID. Musk’s Saturday email demanding federal workers report weekly accomplishments—sparking union outrage—underscores the need for accountability exposed here. Posts on X erupted—one user wrote, “NSA agents discussing fetishes on taxpayer time? Fire them all—DOGE can’t come soon enough.” Another added, “This is why Trump’s right to drain the swamp—bureaucrats are out of control.”

Republicans see a pattern. Biden’s DEI obsession bloated agencies with woke nonsense, diverting resources from national security to personal agendas. The FBI’s January 2023 whistleblower report on anti-Catholic bias, per the Washington Times, echoes this misuse, showing agents targeting conservatives instead of threats. Trump’s January 20 “emergency price relief” memo and executive order smashing DEI signal the fix—restore merit, not madness.

The left’s defending the chats as “freedom of expression,” but conservatives aren’t buying it. With over 70 lawsuits challenging Trump’s moves—like a Monday block on Education records—this scandal fuels the GOP’s fire. DHS Secretary Kristi Noem’s deportation raids and FBI Director Kash Patel’s Epstein file push show the broader fight—secure America, not indulge elites.

This isn’t just waste—it’s betrayal. Taxpayers fund these agencies for security, not sex talks. With DOGE’s forensic audit underway and Congress pushing reconciliation, Republicans are ready to back Trump’s vision, ensuring bureaucrats face accountability and America’s priorities prevail, as voters demanded in 2024.