Congress had a secret slush fund set up for itself for more than a decade to pay sexual misconduct settlements to their victims. We have never been allowed to know the names of the Representatives and Senators who spent $17 million in taxpayer dollars as hush money to the men and women they sexually harassed and abused. Why aren’t we allowed to know that? Fortunately, Reps. Thomas Massie (R-KY) and Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) are finally pushing to release the names and details of this secret slush fund to the public.

This comes after the House Ethics Committee pulled a total dirtbag move by voting to release details from an internal investigation into former Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL). This violated a longstanding rule of the Ethics Committee to never release information from incomplete investigations if a member leaves the House of Representatives.

Gaetz resigned when he was nominated to become President Trump’s Attorney General. He then later withdrew from consideration because of this fake ethics report. It was a petty and vindictive move by the House Ethics Committee to release that unfinished and unfounded report on Gaetz. That whole thing is not worth rehashing, however.

Since the Ethics Committee violated its own ethics rules just to falsely smear Matt Gaetz, Reps. Massie and Greene are now pushing to air some real dirty laundry. They want all the details on the congressional sexual misconduct slush fund released.

So do we! Not because it was a waste of taxpayer money (which it was). That $17 million in payouts is a drop in the bucket compared to the fraud and waste that the federal government spends on things like global warming and the war in Ukraine. We want to know who is on the list because there is nothing funnier in American life than the sad and pathetic sex scandals of politicians.

Remember that time when former Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY) posted a picture of his junk on Twitter and then claimed his account was hacked? That was hilarious!

We’ll also never forget the time when former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer was dating a Russian hooker who was a contortionist. He used to stuff her in a suitcase to smuggle her into his condo so the neighbors wouldn’t know he had a side piece.

Plus, can we get an update on the married US Senator who was dating the “Farts in a Jar” gal from OnlyFans earlier this year? We’re not asking for partisan reasons. We don’t care if he’s a Republican or a Democrat. We just want to know which married US Senator would sit there crying and masturbating as the “Farts in a Jar” girl devoured a platter of Taco Bell food in front of him on her webcam.

He reportedly paid the “Farts in a Jar” gal $10,000 for every “date” like that until she cut him off. Was that his own money, or was it taxpayer money? It seems like a Senator making $174,000 per year salary shouldn’t be able to afford many dates like that. Anyway, can we PLEASE get an update on this vitally important story so we can point at him and laugh?

Rep. Massie knows that many of his colleagues are pathetic deviants with twisted personal lives. He can barely avoid laughing at them when he talks about the sexual misconduct slush fund in hearings. Watch:

Congress has secretly paid out more than $17 million of your money to quietly settle charges of harassment (sexual and other forms) in Congressional offices.

Don’t you think we should release the names of the Representatives? I do.pic.twitter.com/hmqlLDO2h0

— Thomas Massie (@RepThomasMassie) December 26, 2024